TODAY IS FREE BLOG

Well, first I'd like to announce that I'll be posting videos every so often, just for fun. Also, my pants smell funny today. They're brand new, so they smell like dye and fabric, but it's really strong... -_-

Anyway, today I think I'm going to blog about vocaloids and why I like them. It's really the only thing that comes in my mind right now... Firstly, I think they have a really interesting sound. They sing great, but they just don't sound quite human. That makes them interesting to me! Most of them can only sing in japanese, which... is alright with me. Singing is singing, and sometimes it's better if I can't understand what they're saying. There are also english vocaloids, and I love them just as much. Only, their english sounds like their mouth is full of cotton. It really depends on the user, I suppose; sometimes their english is perfect. My favorite vocaloid would have to be Rin Kagamine. Her voice is strong, and light. It really doesn't matter if her user is good or not. She always sounds fabulous.

A common mistake... an UTAU and a vocaloid are very different. I absolutely adore UTAUloids, though! They are essentially fan-made vocaloids. There is a freeware program called UTAU, and anyone in the world can make their own singer! You use samples of your own voice. The most common UTAUloids would be Teto Kasane, and Ruko Yokune. There are countless UTAU out there, and for the most part, they don't sound nearly as smooth as the real vocaloids. They sound very robotic and choppy, but that's something I love most about them. Some of my favorite UTAUloids are Teto Kasane (of course), and Defoko.

My favorite part of the vocaloid/UTAU fandom are the beautiful music videos. Vocaloid is not mainstream, so a majority of the videos and songs are made by fans. Many of them are hand-drawn and just so darn impressive! So much work goes into them, and you can tell. They are very artistic and talented. Another thing I like about the vocaloids, is that in a music video, the characters can play roles like actors in a play.

Rin Kagamine - Kokoro

Volume Warning: It is a music video, after all...

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO READ MY BLOG?!

Really, this is an actual question... for the

BLOGGING CHALLENGE!!!

Are you guys as excited as I am?! Let's get it started!

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Okay, so why would anyone want to read my blog? Well, I guess because it's a heck of a lot more interesting than anyone else's blogs. Sure, it might not make much sense to you, but I provide amusing pictures and ridiculous stories; and I think my sarcasm adds a little spice to my tales. I like to write mostly about things that people can't really relate to. Is that wrong? I don't think so. I like to let people see what strange things are running through my mind at all times. I like to open up a world of new things to anyone reading my blogs. Like you, blog masters.... Or, should I call you the adjudicators? In any case, I'm sure you've never heard of a vocaloid, a King named Harkinian, a team of game developers who call themselves "Team Ico," or an octopus with a girl's face. This is precisely why my blog surpasses the others. It's different, uncommon, unique, novel, strange and anything of the sort.

Blogging Challenge #1

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나가 배운 무엇에서 LIFE OF PI?

"Hmm... How can we help?"

I actually ended up learning a lot from Life of Pi. I love books about survival and things like that. I learned all about animal psychology, which was both interesting and potentially useful. I'd never really thought about it before, but the author is absolutely correct about being the alpha. You must get the animal's respect and show them that you're the one in charge before you expect them to do a trick or, in Pi's case, just stay the hell away from you. I also learned about surviving in the middle of open ocean, which is something I haven't ever read about before. I learned a lot about what to do and not to do in his situation at sea. I never even would have thought of training the tiger. All in all, I think this was a fairly educational story.

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Why am I blogging about this?! Why can't I just free blog or write a review on a movie or something, ugh. This isn't blogging, these are assignments.

Anyway, I like this commercial better than the texting while driving one. The texting and driving one scares people too much. It sticks in your mind for about 30 seconds, then you forget all about it. Like those save-the-planet videos, you feel bad for a minute or so, then move on with your day. I don't know, blah blah blah, I like this one better because it's weird and it sticks in your minKJFHDIJKFHDIJKFCJenrjcrbheudjthev589iru56tdr89iuhgvidontcareЯ ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、

Weird Collaboration Assignment

Pink: Me

Blue: Jerrell

The Reporter That Asked Weird Questions

A reporter arrives in town, and started asking the inhabitants odd questions.

"Would you think the weather would kill an elephant in a corn field?", "How tall was the monster", "Would Brittany Spears bring sexy back?" The townspeople only looked at eachother curiously. They had no answers for this strange reporter.

And yet, the reporter kept on. "How many oranges can fit in the empire state building?" A little boy answered "As many as you would like".The reporter found that the town had a giant ant problem. One girl responded "This assignment makes no sense." A man asked the reporter "From where do you come from?" The reported pointed down the road and said "That way." Then the reporter suddenly asked "How much ant bait is used in the sewers?"

Suddenly, from one of the storm drains, a huge ant appeared and grabbed the reporter in his mandibles and crushed him to bits. Miraculously his voice was still heard. No one knew where it came from and how. A dog picked up his vocal chords and ate them, and his voice was never heard again. The end.

TEAHCHRR RTI)SDO

Today I have to write tips to teachers for teaching. Haha, that's a tongue-twister! Tips to teachers for teaching...

My first tip would be... I think it's always nice when a teacher gets to know the students as individuals. That way, you feel like you're friends with your teacher. This is true vice-versa, as well. I think the teacher should tell the students about his or herself. I also think it's important that the teacher has a sense of humor.

My second tip is concerning rewards. I think that students need to have positive feedback for doing well. Maybe a piece of candy or a homework pass, but really anything is good. Even just saying "Oh, good job on your test, Johnny!" or something like that.

My third tip is breaks. I think that there should be some free time during classes. Just a few minutes is nice enough. Also, for Christ sakes... Let the students use the bathroom! I once had a teacher who would take points off your grade for using the bathroom, coughSANTANIELLOcough.

The next tip is about being too strict. Nobody likes a stickler for rules. Don't get all harsh on students for sending a quick text, or chewing some gum. It's not a big deal, and students will only dislike you for doing so.

My last tip is concerning assignments. Don't give your students hours of homework a night, and don't just assign book "busy" work. That's boring, and students will quickly lose interest and start doing something else.