B+VALENTINE='S DAY LIMERICKS

I once met a man named Chad.

His breath smelled really bad.

He gave me a rose,

while he looked at his toes;

and it sure did make me mad!

I once saw a couple at lunch

after they'd just finished brunch.

The man spilled his drink,

on her dress so pink

And she gave his nose a big punch.

I once knew a kid named Kyle,

and this guy had no style.

He liked me a lot,

and I did not.

I was happy when he moved to the Nile.

There once was a sad, lonely man,

who spent all his days on 4chan.

He chatted with babes

on the forums all day

until he discovered his ban.

I once met a man named Nate,

who dreamed he was on a date.

The girl's name was Sherry,

and boy, was she hairy!

He decided she was not his soul mate.

"How about a kiss... for luck?"

TEXTING & DRIVING

Today, I have to blog about texting and driving. Texting and driving is stupid and reckless and puts lives in danger. I shouldn't even have to say that, because it's common sense. I do have a friend that texts while I'm in the car with her, and I don't personally text while I'm driving. I think that there should be something done about it, because it really is a problem. However, I don't believe that it's the government's job to enforce rules like that. I've heard about a new device in cars that automatically puts the phone on bluetooth when you get in. Something about not letting you use your phone in the car... I dunno. That video was a bit long for television, in my opinion. Maybe if they shortened it and had some kind of message at the end. But yeah, blah blah blah it's bad, don't do it.

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE ASSIGNMENT

"Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway."

This is my quote and picture for the assignment. I chose this quote because it's the truest of them all. While picking out a quote, I read a lot of ones about love, or living for others, friendship and things like that, which are alright... But, I decided that this one spoke to me the most. It's short, simple and to the point, and it's 100% true. There's no sense in worrying so much about life because we all die in the end; just enjoy and die. I chose the picture because, well, just like the dinosaurs, we'll all be dead one day, too. Things aren't lookin' too good for that hadrosaur, though... At least I'm not going to get attacked by a pack of deinonychus anytime soon.

I HATE GLOGSTER

But I love Demon's Souls. >:)

LIFE OF PI

I know I've posted it before, but I feel like it's fitting...

FREE BLOG! Roo! Roo! Roo!

Today, I'm going to write about a subject that I'm sure everyone has an opinion on, and that would be dogs. Some I like, some I hate. There are a lot of dogs out there...

I know what you're thinking... What in the world is that ugly thing?! It's a basset hound and I don't like them. And what do I have to say about them? "Roo roo roo roo rooooo!!". I wake up to the awful sound of their barking almost every weekend morning. I never get the chance to sleep in on the weekends because our three basset hounds are tied outside my bedroom window (which is extremely redneck in my opinion), barking at anything that moves. Even when they're not outside, they run around the house and ROO ROO ROO!!! They're not trained, so if you yell and scream at them to stop, they won't. They don't even know their own names, let alone the meaning of "NO! SHUT THE 'EFF UP YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!!" I mean, just look at the picture I provided. Clearly, there's not much going on in that dog's head. "Roo roo roo roo roooo roooooo...." And check out that physique. Clearly, they're built for speed... Don't ever get a basset hound.

What we have here is a fitting picture for a filthy beast: the pitbull. I don't know whose bright idea it was to breed anything like this. They serve no purpose on Earth besides idiotic violence towards anything that approaches them. About the only thing they're capable of is attacking. Biting, scratching, growling... Anything of the sort. Why do people like them so much? They're hideous, and clearly stupid. No one in their right mind should own a pitbull as a family pet, unless they want to see their children's faces ripped off, or their hands separated from their bodies. Just looking at them makes me angry.

Here's a dog that you might not have heard of. It's called a bullmastiff, and boy oh boy are they stupid! You can call and call and call, and they won't come! You pretty much have to shove them as hard as you can to move them! They're extremely stubborn, and won't obey a word you say. The only sound they respond to is the sound of breakfast or dinner being poured into a bowl. They're lazy, stinky, and gigantic! They're like rocks; big rocks. Once they find a spot on your floor or couch, they aren't moving.

Here's a dog that I quite like. This is a giant schnauzer. I don't know much about them, as I've never had a personal experience with them. From what I know, however, they're very intelligent and independent thinkers. I'd really like to meet one someday; their mustache and bushy eyebrows are simply adorable!

Here's another dog that I really like; the welsh corgi. They're just the cutest, fluffiest little dogs! From the few experiences I've had with them, they're very friendly and energetic dogs. I don't know what it is, but they just have this charm to them.

If you're going to get a dog, I recommend a golden retriever above all others. They're loyal, loving, caring, and adore meeting new people. They're very intelligent and have no trouble being trained. They're always happy to see their owners. I have a golden retriever, and I know this may sound weird, but it's almost like they have some understanding of human emotions. If I'm sad, Blondie can always tell, and she'll try to cheer me up! It's very cute, and sweet. She always greets you with a toy in her mouth when you come home, and she loves to be around people. These dogs are truly man's best friend.

NEXUS

Between life and death, through the barriers that bind a soul to a body, and on the brink of insanity lies the infinite, tired capacity known as the Nexus. It is a place for warriors; those who harvest the souls of hellion. Trapped eternally with dull atmosphere and forlorn inhabitants, you struggle to conserve your sanity. Death comes to you, and yet you remain here; you are a slave to the Nexus evermore.