FREE BLOG.

I'm gonna blog about Mewtwo. I'm sure some of you may remember Mewtwo from the first Pokemon movie! I'm just going to take a little while to talk about how awesome he is. I mean, come on! Remember the beginning of that movie where he waves his hand around in the air and creates a hurricane on the entire Earth? How badass is that? He can also use telekinesis, telepathy and teleportation. He is also capable of creating his own army of clones! He's like an overlord! In one scene of the movie, he lifts some guy into the air with telekinesis and starts to crush his organs by slowly closing his hand. He's pretty much the coolest Pokemon ever. In fact, I don't even consider him to be a Pokemon; he's more like a bioweapon. The most powerful bioweapon that will ever be created. I'll bet if Mewtwo and Zeus got in a fight, Mewtwo would win. He's like invincible! Not to mention, that armor he gets in the beginning of the movie is really 'effing badass. Not just in the movie, but in the games he's also extremely powerful. Sadly, though, he got jipped in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Something really stupid.

http://www.apple.com/magicmouse/

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Charity!? No 'effing way.

I'm not giving half of $100,000 to charity, and that's that!

I'm going to keep ALL OF IT. I think Oprah, Bill Gates, and various other super stars supply charities with enough money to start their own countries. Therefore, I believe that I have the right to keep my $100,000. My family and I donate money to the Red Cross and Salvation Army every year, so it's not like I'm completely heartless. I'll put my $100,000 into savings for when I might need it. Did you ever think about that? Maybe I could use that money for myself when I might need it. This would be a completely different story if we were talking about say, maybe $1,000,000. Then, I would happily pass some of that along to the charity of my choice (which would probably be the Red Cross). We're talking about $100,000 though, which is a fair sum of money that I could put forth for my own living expenses. Don't get me wrong; I'm not greedy; just consider the fact that I'll have my own budgets and bills to attend to.

This is a ribbon eel.

THINGS THAT GET MY GOAT!!!!

FINALLY!!! Something that I can delight in writing about! I'm a girl that's full of burning hate. Virtually anything can make me set off like a bomb; I'm an angry person. If given a week, I could write a novel about everything that bugs the crap out of me! Hate, hate, hate... Seems like I use this word more than any other... Anyway, let the rants begin.

The first thing I'm going to rant about is the hallways at school. It really ticks me off when people just stand around like they're the only ones around! Move! Get out of the way! It's even worse when they stand around in large groups in the middle of high-traffic areas. Worse still, is when they group on or right at the bottom of the stairs! Right in the way! It's so obnoxious,

rude, stupid... There's not even anything you can do about it. It just sucks; plain n' simple.

Next, I'd like to rant about Lucky 'effing Star. I hate Lucky Star! Have you ever typed Lucky Star into Google Images? There are almost 40 million results! This useless waste-of-time anime is sweeping the internet and you CAN'T ESCAPE IT. There's no plot whatsoever to be found. It's a waste of everyone's time, and everyone only likes it because it's KAWAII! I think it's a meme or something... On to the next rant!

Hatsune Miku. Recently, she's all I've been seeing! Go to almost any site, and there's Miku. Miku, Miku, Miku!!! Again with the KAWAII. Did I mention that Lucky Star parodies Hatsune Miku?! What a sickening combination! She's the most popular vocaloid because of this... Her voice can get quite irritating! I'm so sick of Miku, I don't even listen to any of her songs anymore. I'm sick and tired of seeing her everywhere I go. There are wonderful English vocaloids, why doesn't anyone like them? I think it's because the Engloids don't have any anime box art; what a shame.

Speaking of music, I'd like to talk about another little something that just gets on my freaking nerves. I'm sick and tired of seeing Slipknot stuff everywhere I go. Slipknot is old news, people. They suck, stop buying their merchandise! You're pretty much a loser if you walk around advertising them. Also, Insane Clown Posse... Why?! Why do you like them? Their music is absolute junk. Is it just some sort of inside joke or a cult? I don't understand!

On to something new... Pickles. I can't stand pickles to tell you the truth! They stink, they're ugly, they drip. They're one of the most disgusting foods I can think of. It seems as though girls in particular love pickles... and I'm pretty sure I know why... I won't go into that. Another thing I really can't stand are my Dad's eating habits! He's a pig, he eats nearly 10 meals a day! Some days, he makes a giant salad, other days he steams vegetables all day long in crock pot. It stinks!! You don't know what it's like walking in the house after school and having to smell rancid vegetables and mystery pickled food. I can't even identify half the things he eats. I look at the remains of his meals in the sink, and I seriously can't tell you what it was.

Another food item I can't stand... is ice cream!!! Ice cream!! It's cold, it's sickeningly sweet, it hurts my teeth, it melts, it's messy! Some days, I'll be like "You know, ice cream sounds pretty darn good right now." So, I get some... and I realize how much I hate it. It happens every time. I wish I could like ice cream, but I simply can't. Now, onto something new.

Yet another thing that really gets my goat is all these incessant gadgets being invented every day! They're starting to get on my nerves! Portable digital picture frames, portable televisions, stupid iPhones, digital portable newspapers, digital books, digital this, digital portable that, digital NONSENSE!!! These things are just getting plain annoying. For God's sake, just BUY A COMPUTER. You can put all your digital junk on a computer/laptop! And Mac isn't helping. They keep making annoying little gadgets. It's so annoying when my mom always whips out her stupid iPhone to google something or check her email. She does it while she's driving! It's scary!

I don't like Mac one bit. I hate when people claim that Mac computers are so much better than Windows. Where's your proof? Mac can't even run half the programs that Windows can. I think Mac is just a celebrity thing; you're not cool unless you have a cute, little MacBook or a trendy iPhone. Although I could go on, I've got one more thing I'd like to go over.

I don't like smokers, they REALLY bug me. That stuff stinks! It's really, really bad for you. Why do you do it? I hate to be around people that smoke...

Anyway, that's all for today. Phew, that was fun!

Coat of Arms

My coat of arms came out looking like a total piece of crap. The site we were given to work with was utter stupidity; it was extremely limited in design tactics. They had an abundant amount of pictures and templates to choose from, however, you were not allowed to move, resize, flip, color or anything like that. You take what you get and you don't care a bit with their clip art. It just comes out looking bland and stupid with all images facing the same direction in boring places (unless you were lucky enough to find any of the few images that were facing another direction). I just slapped mine together, because frankly, I really don't care. I don't care about anything anymore. I don't see what this has to do with Macbeth, I don't see what writing a letter to a soldier has to do with Macbeth, I don't see what anything we've done has to do with Macbeth. I guess I don't have a right to say anything, I'll just grit my teeth, do the work in a good-to-mediocre fashion and pass. Teachers don't even read my blogs, anyway.

That said, let me go on to talk about something a lot more interesting. While on Thanksgiving break, I had the glorious opportunity to play the God of War III demo. Let me say... Just by playing the demo, I know this game is going to go down in history. The graphics are fantastic, the gameplay is polished and satisfying, and Kratos looks great! The blood and gore is more exciting and graphic than ever. My only complaint is the ending... IT LEAVES YOU CRAVING MORE, and the release date isn't even until March! This series was made with great care and time, and the results are flawless gems. GoW III will certainly not be an exception! I just wish I didn't have to wait until March for it to come out...

DEAR SOLDIER

i tak F 4 asinmnt