Thursday, December 17, 2009

FREE BLOG.

I'm gonna blog about Mewtwo. I'm sure some of you may remember Mewtwo from the first Pokemon movie! I'm just going to take a little while to talk about how awesome he is. I mean, come on! Remember the beginning of that movie where he waves his hand around in the air and creates a hurricane on the entire Earth? How badass is that? He can also use telekinesis, telepathy and teleportation. He is also capable of creating his own army of clones! He's like an overlord! In one scene of the movie, he lifts some guy into the air with telekinesis and starts to crush his organs by slowly closing his hand. He's pretty much the coolest Pokemon ever. In fact, I don't even consider him to be a Pokemon; he's more like a bioweapon. The most powerful bioweapon that will ever be created. I'll bet if Mewtwo and Zeus got in a fight, Mewtwo would win. He's like invincible! Not to mention, that armor he gets in the beginning of the movie is really 'effing badass. Not just in the movie, but in the games he's also extremely powerful. Sadly, though, he got jipped in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Something really stupid.

http://www.apple.com/magicmouse/

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Charity!? No 'effing way.


I'm not giving half of $100,000 to charity, and that's that!

I'm going to keep ALL OF IT. I think Oprah, Bill Gates, and various other super stars supply charities with enough money to start their own countries. Therefore, I believe that I have the right to keep my $100,000. My family and I donate money to the Red Cross and Salvation Army every year, so it's not like I'm completely heartless. I'll put my $100,000 into savings for when I might need it. Did you ever think about that? Maybe I could use that money for myself when I might need it. This would be a completely different story if we were talking about say, maybe $1,000,000. Then, I would happily pass some of that along to the charity of my choice (which would probably be the Red Cross). We're talking about $100,000 though, which is a fair sum of money that I could put forth for my own living expenses. Don't get me wrong; I'm not greedy; just consider the fact that I'll have my own budgets and bills to attend to.

This is a ribbon eel.

Monday, December 7, 2009

THINGS THAT GET MY GOAT!!!!

FINALLY!!! Something that I can delight in writing about! I'm a girl that's full of burning hate. Virtually anything can make me set off like a bomb; I'm an angry person. If given a week, I could write a novel about everything that bugs the crap out of me! Hate, hate, hate... Seems like I use this word more than any other... Anyway, let the rants begin.
The first thing I'm going to rant about is the hallways at school. It really ticks me off when people just stand around like they're the only ones around! Move! Get out of the way! It's even worse when they stand around in large groups in the middle of high-traffic areas. Worse still, is when they group on or right at the bottom of the stairs! Right in the way! It's so obnoxious,
rude, stupid... There's not even anything you can do about it. It just sucks; plain n' simple.
Next, I'd like to rant about Lucky 'effing Star. I hate Lucky Star! Have you ever typed Lucky Star into Google Images? There are almost 40 million results! This useless waste-of-time anime is sweeping the internet and you CAN'T ESCAPE IT. There's no plot whatsoever to be found. It's a waste of everyone's time, and everyone only likes it because it's KAWAII! I think it's a meme or something... On to the next rant!
Hatsune Miku. Recently, she's all I've been seeing! Go to almost any site, and there's Miku. Miku, Miku, Miku!!! Again with the KAWAII. Did I mention that Lucky Star parodies Hatsune Miku?! What a sickening combination! She's the most popular vocaloid because of this... Her voice can get quite irritating! I'm so sick of Miku, I don't even listen to any of her songs anymore. I'm sick and tired of seeing her everywhere I go. There are wonderful English vocaloids, why doesn't anyone like them? I think it's because the Engloids don't have any anime box art; what a shame.
Speaking of music, I'd like to talk about another little something that just gets on my freaking nerves. I'm sick and tired of seeing Slipknot stuff everywhere I go. Slipknot is old news, people. They suck, stop buying their merchandise! You're pretty much a loser if you walk around advertising them. Also, Insane Clown Posse... Why?! Why do you like them? Their music is absolute junk. Is it just some sort of inside joke or a cult? I don't understand!
On to something new... Pickles. I can't stand pickles to tell you the truth! They stink, they're ugly, they drip. They're one of the most disgusting foods I can think of. It seems as though girls in particular love pickles... and I'm pretty sure I know why... I won't go into that. Another thing I really can't stand are my Dad's eating habits! He's a pig, he eats nearly 10 meals a day! Some days, he makes a giant salad, other days he steams vegetables all day long in crock pot. It stinks!! You don't know what it's like walking in the house after school and having to smell rancid vegetables and mystery pickled food. I can't even identify half the things he eats. I look at the remains of his meals in the sink, and I seriously can't tell you what it was.
Another food item I can't stand... is ice cream!!! Ice cream!! It's cold, it's sickeningly sweet, it hurts my teeth, it melts, it's messy! Some days, I'll be like "You know, ice cream sounds pretty darn good right now." So, I get some... and I realize how much I hate it. It happens every time. I wish I could like ice cream, but I simply can't. Now, onto something new.
Yet another thing that really gets my goat is all these incessant gadgets being invented every day! They're starting to get on my nerves! Portable digital picture frames, portable televisions, stupid iPhones, digital portable newspapers, digital books, digital this, digital portable that, digital NONSENSE!!! These things are just getting plain annoying. For God's sake, just BUY A COMPUTER. You can put all your digital junk on a computer/laptop! And Mac isn't helping. They keep making annoying little gadgets. It's so annoying when my mom always whips out her stupid iPhone to google something or check her email. She does it while she's driving! It's scary!
I don't like Mac one bit. I hate when people claim that Mac computers are so much better than Windows. Where's your proof? Mac can't even run half the programs that Windows can. I think Mac is just a celebrity thing; you're not cool unless you have a cute, little MacBook or a trendy iPhone. Although I could go on, I've got one more thing I'd like to go over.
I don't like smokers, they REALLY bug me. That stuff stinks! It's really, really bad for you. Why do you do it? I hate to be around people that smoke...

Anyway, that's all for today. Phew, that was fun!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Coat of Arms

My coat of arms came out looking like a total piece of crap. The site we were given to work with was utter stupidity; it was extremely limited in design tactics. They had an abundant amount of pictures and templates to choose from, however, you were not allowed to move, resize, flip, color or anything like that. You take what you get and you don't care a bit with their clip art. It just comes out looking bland and stupid with all images facing the same direction in boring places (unless you were lucky enough to find any of the few images that were facing another direction). I just slapped mine together, because frankly, I really don't care. I don't care about anything anymore. I don't see what this has to do with Macbeth, I don't see what writing a letter to a soldier has to do with Macbeth, I don't see what anything we've done has to do with Macbeth. I guess I don't have a right to say anything, I'll just grit my teeth, do the work in a good-to-mediocre fashion and pass. Teachers don't even read my blogs, anyway.

That said, let me go on to talk about something a lot more interesting. While on Thanksgiving break, I had the glorious opportunity to play the God of War III demo. Let me say... Just by playing the demo, I know this game is going to go down in history. The graphics are fantastic, the gameplay is polished and satisfying, and Kratos looks great! The blood and gore is more exciting and graphic than ever. My only complaint is the ending... IT LEAVES YOU CRAVING MORE, and the release date isn't even until March! This series was made with great care and time, and the results are flawless gems. GoW III will certainly not be an exception! I just wish I didn't have to wait until March for it to come out...



DEAR SOLDIER

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Grateful

Personally, I'm most grateful for having skin all over my body. Skin has so many functions, I don't even think I could name them all. I mean, just take a few moments, and think about what it would be like to not have skin.


Have you thought about it? Without skin, you would just be a huge, throbbing muscle mass that doesn't even look human. You'd be in great pain all the time. Can you imagine standing out in the desert heat with no skin? Bacon, anyone?


You'd look like something from Resident Evil. Also, without skin, you wouldn't be able to keep cool or warm. When you're cold, you get goose bumps, which helps create insulation. And when you're hot, your skin excretes sweat that evaporates and keeps you cool! Skin also protects us from the sun (to an extent) and prevents water loss.

Not to mention, without skin, you wouldn't be able to feel anything. Our skin contains the nerves which make up our sense of touch and ability to feel cold and heat. Skin is also vital to the way we look; it's what makes you look like you! Everyone has a different appearance, all thanks to the wonderful thing that is skin.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

My Hero

My hero is definitely Dan Green; the voice actor of Yami from
Yu-Gi-Oh! He has a strong, powerful, booming voice that one can only dream of having. His voice is so loud, that when he speaks, the angels in heaven and the demons in hell can all hear him. Beings in galaxies millions of light years away can hear it. When he shouts "IT'S TIME TO DUEL!", you can feel it rattle every bone in your entire body, and the sound reverberates through your head for around 10 minutes. Everyone daydreams about having a voice like Dan's. I think about having his voice every waking moment of the day. I think "What would so-and-so be like if I had Dan Green's voice?" or "Wouldn't I sound way cooler saying that with Dan Green's voice?" Everyone would pay attention to every little thing I said (they wouldn't help but hear it). Well, that'll never happen. I was unfortunate enough to not be born with such an awesome voice.

"I'm going to do my laundry! Can I have some change?"

- Dan Green

Monday, November 16, 2009

iMovie SUCKS


iMovie is the most retarded video editing program ever. In all honesty, it does almost the exact same thing as Keynote and Power Point except it's a million times more confusing to use. It's not user-friendly at all and sometimes when you open your project back up, everything is messed up and you have to fix it (like Adobe Flash). I could make a more entertaining project in Power Point. Don't even get me started comparing iMovie and Windows Movie Maker. WMM beats iMovie by a LONG SHOT. It's actually a decent video editing program. Whatever, I just hate iMovie with a burning passion. Terrible program. Next time, I'm going to use Power Point or Keynote because I'd be able to make a way more awesome presentation with them.



Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Most Evil Macbeth Character

ECONOMY

The economy is bad, and everyone knows why. It's totally George Bush's fault entirely. There's no doubt in my mind that he's the evil dictator that wants us all to live miserable, suffering lives.

He's a very bad man!

Honestly, if asked to write about the economy, I'm sure that's what many Americans would say. It's ignorant, and entirely untrue. The economy fluctuates; it's normal. Luckily, it hasn't effected me very much. I'm not a costly child; I don't own a car, work, or anything like that. I just live in the comfort of my room and live off of cheap food such as Ramen, PB&J sandwiches, and Easy Mac.

'Nuf said.





Tuesday, November 3, 2009

By the way...

In case anyone was wondering...

Yes, I defeated Zeus.




Kristen/Macbeth Sort Of


What do the following images have in common? Kristen.

Kristen, an ex-friend of mine, has been steadily losing her sanity through the years, much like Macbeth is. This all started after she dropped out of of High School after tenth grade. She constantly complained about being too tired or sick to go to school (these were only excuses, though because she didn't like school). She missed nearly every other day of school, and she didn't even attend school in eleventh grade. She decided to stay home and do virtual school; which resulted in the way she is today.
Ever since I've known her (since fourth grade), she'd been diving in and out of different "phases". For example, one week she'd be insanely obsessed with Japanese culture and music, and the next week be into rap. She hasn't really found herself, and is CONSTANTLY changing everything about herself. From the music she likes, to her basic interests, to her hair color, to her sense of style. I can't even name every phase she's been through in the past year or two. I can only name some of them.
She's been through an anime-obsessed phase, a Gundam phase, a politics phase, a steam punk phase, a spells and alchemy phase, a folk metal phase, a Japanese fashion and music phase, and the list goes on. She can't stay focused on one thing for too long; I don't know why. She's always jumping around. I think this is partially because of just simply having nothing to do all day. She even stopped doing virtual school, so she's pretty much a bum that's not going anywhere with her life.
Besides this, though, I think one of the negative factors in her situation would be her father. She pretty much has him tied around her finger. "Dad, buy me this Gundam model!". She complained so much to him, that he even let her drop out of school. Did I mention that she can't even leave the comfort of her house anymore because she gets sick? It's kind of sad, I couldn't even hang out with her anymore. Overall, this is a depressing situation. It's always sad watching someone slide into insanity over time, which is why I think my ex-friend, Kristen, has a lot in common with Macbeth.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Team Ico


Today, I'd really like to blog about one of the finest game developers the world has come to see. This would be Team Ico, and they have continuously released masterpiece games. Most likely, you've never even heard of the games Ico or Shadow of the Colossus. Sadly, these games are overshadowed by many popular game franchises, such as Halo, Guitar Hero, Final Fantasy, and Kingdom Hearts; the list could go on for days. Team Ico will never let anyone down, their games are designed and made with precision and great care. To me, they are more than just video games, but works of art that changed the way I view video games forever. Team Ico takes you to fantasy worlds, and carries your imagination far. Ico and Shadow of the Colossus are both very short games, and contain minimal characters and dialogue. They have similar themes of friendship, isolation, and sacrifice.

Ico is about a boy with horns, who has been taken from his village to a lonely castle far away as a sacrifice. The boy manages to escape death, and meets a girl in the castle named Yorda, who is also trapped. Together, they solve puzzles in order to break free of the malevolent witch that resides in the vast castle. Although being one of the first games released for the Playstation 2, they push the system to its limits in graphics, which are beautiful and seem to pull you right into the game. It's a very unique game, however, it's extremely rare to find.

Shadow of the Colossus, although significantly different than Ico, has the same theme of isolation and love. This game is about a man named Wander, whose girlfriend has been a sacrifice in his town. He travels to a forbidden land to revive her. In order to complete this task, he must defeat the 16 colossi that reside in this incredible, desolate land. It focuses more on combat than Ico did, but there are only a mere 16 fights in the entire game. Again, this game takes the Playstation 2's graphic capabilities to new heights. Team Ico's second masterpiece.

Recently, Team Ico has revealed its third installment: The Last Guardian. As seen from the trailers, this game looks as beautiful as the last two. It's about a boy and his giant pet griffon. They solve puzzles together, that's about all I know right now. I'm sure it will take the Playstation 3 very far, and I'm greatly looking forward to it.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

My Favorite Sharks


Sharks are awesome; they're definitely some of the coolest things roaming the vast oceans. I have a lot of respect for them. There are so many different species of sharks; all of them are quite unique. From the enormous whale shark, to the elusive greenland shark. Sharks come in all different colors, shapes, and sizes, and it's difficult for me to only choose a few to write about. After careful thought and consideration, I've come up with a list of my very favorites.

The first shark I am going to talk about is the thresher shark. This shark is unique in that is has a caudal tail fin that makes up half of it's entire body length. In my opinion, I think the tail is actually very pretty; or somewhat elegant. Sharks are very graceful swimmers, and the long tail almost seems to add to this as the shark swims through the water with ease. Although pretty, the tail is actually used like a whip to stun prey.

The next shark I'm going to discuss is the goblin shark. It's not very pretty or graceful-looking at all! In fact, it's rather hideous. These sharks live beyond the comfort zone of humans: in the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean. They are rarely seen, but some have been found off the coast of Japan. As you can see from the illustration, the goblin shark displays many unique traits. Firstly, their entire mouth is retractable (that's a little gross). Their skin is nearly transparent, and because of this, you can see the blood vessels, causing them to appear pinkish. They also have round, almost floppy-looking fins. However, the most obvious trait is the mysterious "nose". Ugly, aren't they?

Of course, I can't deny the great white shark a spot in my hall of fame! These sharks are swift, powerful hunters; they pack a lot of punch. They can get to incredible sizes, the biggest being over 25 feet. Despite their massive size, they're capable of hoisting their entire body many feet out of the water. It is believed that they are ambush predators, waiting in camouflage for an unsuspecting seal to come swimming along. The chase then commences, and the shark snags itself a delicious mouthful of seal flesh. I can surely say that these aren't the elegant beauties of the seas, but the terrifying brutes with a bad reputation!


Last, I'd like to talk about a shark that, sadly, hasn't been around for millions of years. Allow me to introduce helicoprion, the extinct shark. Hardly anything is known about this facinating shark, due to the fact that the only fossil records we have are of the skull and lower jaw. The bottom teeth are arranged in a whirl, much like a circular saw. This shark is very special, and that's why I decided to put it here. Well, there you have it: a summary of a few of the most intriguing sharks that roam the oceans, or once did many years ago.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Goblin Sharks

Bayshore has consistently been a D school according to the FCAT scores. In my opinion, this does not represent the teachers' ability to teach. It's not the teachers' fault that the students choose not to learn. That's the main problem with our scores at Bayshore; the students here have no motivation and could really care less about passing the FCAT tests. It is my honest belief that students feel like the FCAT tests are not important and they simply don't care. This not only applies to the FCAT tests, but to their classes as well. Students, for the most part, just aren't caring about it. I'm sure they feel like they're being forced to stay in school. However, it's not only the students to blame for Bayshores' test scores. The actual FCAT tests themselves are at fault. Even though I've passed all of them, I can vividly remember the trickery contained in the FCAT tests. There are a lot of questions that have may have more than one possible answer, so it's all a matter of chance that you choose the one that's deemed correct. This makes it difficult for even the brightest of students. To be perfectly honest, I don't think there is any possible way to help improve our overall FCAT scores here at Bayshore. The students here (partially due to the location of the school) do not care or have the willpower to try harder in school or on these tests.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Lord of the Flies Project

For the Lord of the Flies project, Emily and I decided to do the graphic novel. Everything was completed, however, perhaps we started too late. The whole thing ended up getting finished on the very last day. Emily ended up not being able to work on it, so I did it almost entirely on my own. It was a lot of work on my part and we should have started earlier. Despite the many obstacles encountered while working on this project, I am happy to say that it all turned out okay. It's not great, and it's not terrible. I learned that staring down at paper for nine hours out of the day can cause painful neck and back stiffness, and sore eyes.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

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What if we resurrected dinosaurs? We would probably use them for traveling or in wars. Imagine styracosaurus equipped with armor, reins and a rider upon its back. That would certainly be the ultimate war advantage, charging into battle on the back of a ferocious wall of spikes.
What about a terrifying therizinosaur, the scythe lizard? Imagine unleashing its deadly claws in the heat of battle. One swipe of the meter-long claws would result in instantaneous death.

I think bringing dinosaurs back would be a wonderful idea. Let's buy the children their very own pet compsognathus to play with.





Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Hindernisse:Obstacles


Currently, my biggest obstacle is beating God of War II. I've been playing and playing for about three days straight. I've been put to the test many times; fighting the great colossus of Sparta, seeking out the titans, fighting my way through hordes of minotaur, riding the pegasus, defeating the gorgon Euryale, stealing the wings of Icarus and even slaying the fearsome Kraken. Finally, I've made my way to the Sisters of Fate, so I can go back in time and kill Zeus. Unfortunately, my actual obstacles in life aren't nearly this epic. My real obstacles revolve entirely around school; grades and assignments are my main priority. I have to focus on keeping decent grades and grade point average. I should also probably start preparing for college and such. I plan to stay focused and not neglect my assignments. Firstly, however, I need to kill Zeus.


Friday, October 9, 2009

генетика : Genetics.


I am blogging from my Genetics class. Teach' doesn't know. I am bored.

We're watching a very boring Powerpoint and taking notes...


Help me...



This is cool, guys. κρανίο : The Sequel

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

This is cool, guys. κρανίο


blog

Dear freshman,

When I was a freshman, I took all AP classes. It was hard, but I suppose it was worth it. I wouldn't do it again, for I am lazy. I made the bad choice of vdfgfs. I don't feel like writing anything today, so I'll accept my F for the day.

Monday, October 5, 2009

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Abschlussklasse: Senior Year


Rejoice, for I am a senior. Simply put, it means I am getting closer and closer to the grave. Oh ho, death humor... In all seriousness, I don't have many goals for myself; I'm not very ambitious. I don't even have anything I'm interested in doing with my life. I have no skills and haven't been very involved in High School. I suppose my only goals for the year are to pass with decent to good grades, and to maybe think of a goal for myself. There isn't anything I'm particularly looking forward to, either. The way I see it, as soon as I'm done with High School, there's just going to be more school for me. More homework, more classes, more due dates. Not that I mind, school is a breeze for me. I'm just not too excited about anything, to be honest. I just feel sort of, eh, in the middle. You understand, don't you? Of course you do. I suppose I might be looking forward to meeting new people and making new friends. I've changed schools many times in my student years, and with each school change comes new friends and new adventures. As for things to avoid, there's the obvious: missing assignments, bad grades, low test scores, etc. Then, there's the not-so-obvious. I won't go into those, but they revolve around making good decisions for my own personal benefit. So, in a nutshell, I'm not particularly excited for anything in the future. I'm just going to continue doing what I've been doing: Living my life one day at a time.





Friday, September 18, 2009

나는 지루한다


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First post. Welcome to Boredom.