Today, I'm going to write about a subject that I'm sure everyone has an opinion on, and that would be dogs. Some I like, some I hate. There are a lot of dogs out there...
I know what you're thinking... What in the world is that ugly thing?! It's a basset hound and I don't like them. And what do I have to say about them? "Roo roo roo roo rooooo!!". I wake up to the awful sound of their barking almost every weekend morning. I never get the chance to sleep in on the weekends because our three basset hounds are tied outside my bedroom window (which is extremely redneck in my opinion), barking at anything that moves. Even when they're not outside, they run around the house and ROO ROO ROO!!! They're not trained, so if you yell and scream at them to stop, they won't. They don't even know their own names, let alone the meaning of "NO! SHUT THE 'EFF UP YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!!" I mean, just look at the picture I provided. Clearly, there's not much going on in that dog's head. "Roo roo roo roo roooo roooooo...." And check out that physique. Clearly, they're built for speed... Don't ever get a basset hound.
What we have here is a fitting picture for a filthy beast: the pitbull. I don't know whose bright idea it was to breed anything like this. They serve no purpose on Earth besides idiotic violence towards anything that approaches them. About the only thing they're capable of is attacking. Biting, scratching, growling... Anything of the sort. Why do people like them so much? They're hideous, and clearly stupid. No one in their right mind should own a pitbull as a family pet, unless they want to see their children's faces ripped off, or their hands separated from their bodies. Just looking at them makes me angry.
Here's a dog that you might not have heard of. It's called a bullmastiff, and boy oh boy are they stupid! You can call and call and call, and they won't come! You pretty much have to shove them as hard as you can to move them! They're extremely stubborn, and won't obey a word you say. The only sound they respond to is the sound of breakfast or dinner being poured into a bowl. They're lazy, stinky, and gigantic! They're like rocks; big rocks. Once they find a spot on your floor or couch, they aren't moving.
Here's a dog that I quite like. This is a giant schnauzer. I don't know much about them, as I've never had a personal experience with them. From what I know, however, they're very intelligent and independent thinkers. I'd really like to meet one someday; their mustache and bushy eyebrows are simply adorable!
Here's another dog that I really like; the welsh corgi. They're just the cutest, fluffiest little dogs! From the few experiences I've had with them, they're very friendly and energetic dogs. I don't know what it is, but they just have this charm to them.
If you're going to get a dog, I recommend a golden retriever above all others. They're loyal, loving, caring, and adore meeting new people. They're very intelligent and have no trouble being trained. They're always happy to see their owners. I have a golden retriever, and I know this may sound weird, but it's almost like they have some understanding of human emotions. If I'm sad, Blondie can always tell, and she'll try to cheer me up! It's very cute, and sweet. She always greets you with a toy in her mouth when you come home, and she loves to be around people. These dogs are truly man's best friend.
6 comments:
Yay dog blog! I like your in depth analysis of dogs you like/dislike. Maybe you'll follow up with an opinion on another house pet?
You made me laugh with thoughts on your basset hounds. I was glad to see that there were some dogs that you liked.
its a shame you didnt post a picture of an English bull terrier. i'l give you two quesses to what i own
Your comments about the basset hounds are really funny, but it's your opinion. Some people like them and it's not a big deal if some don't. It's a good thing that there are dogs that you like, Giant Schnauzers are indeed intelligent and independent dogs. They are silly some times but they're very reliable.
ok so i just read your 'opinion' on the section of the pitbull dog. now yes everyone is entitled to their opinion, but only if the opinion is viable. your opinion however is so shallow, idiotic and meaningless that it brings me to tears how DUMB you fucking sound. i own a purebred pitbull myself, and he is the most caring, loyal dog i have ever owned. he loves children, and loves the company of any human. it's people like you, that are so fucking narrow minded that the pitbull is misunderstood. so before you offload your bullshit opinions and make yourself look like a complete was of fucking space, maybe you should research more into how people mistreat these poor breeds. a dog is only reflected by the human that brings it up. you clearly have NO understanding of dog breeds, so i think you should learn to talk about how some people are so narrow minded and fucking dumbasses that talk absolute SHIT on blogs rather than telling people FALSE information on dog breeds. fuck you, you stupid wanker.
I must agree with the above post my pure blue pit is the sweetest dog. She is very gentle with the children. I seen a comment some where that said" i'm sorry my pitbull didn't fit ur stereo type and licked ur face instead of biting it off" pitbulls are very loyal,protective, sweet dogs who make wonderful family pets for anyone willing to train them
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