THINGS THAT GET MY GOAT!!!!

FINALLY!!! Something that I can delight in writing about! I'm a girl that's full of burning hate. Virtually anything can make me set off like a bomb; I'm an angry person. If given a week, I could write a novel about everything that bugs the crap out of me! Hate, hate, hate... Seems like I use this word more than any other... Anyway, let the rants begin.

The first thing I'm going to rant about is the hallways at school. It really ticks me off when people just stand around like they're the only ones around! Move! Get out of the way! It's even worse when they stand around in large groups in the middle of high-traffic areas. Worse still, is when they group on or right at the bottom of the stairs! Right in the way! It's so obnoxious,

rude, stupid... There's not even anything you can do about it. It just sucks; plain n' simple.

Next, I'd like to rant about Lucky 'effing Star. I hate Lucky Star! Have you ever typed Lucky Star into Google Images? There are almost 40 million results! This useless waste-of-time anime is sweeping the internet and you CAN'T ESCAPE IT. There's no plot whatsoever to be found. It's a waste of everyone's time, and everyone only likes it because it's KAWAII! I think it's a meme or something... On to the next rant!

Hatsune Miku. Recently, she's all I've been seeing! Go to almost any site, and there's Miku. Miku, Miku, Miku!!! Again with the KAWAII. Did I mention that Lucky Star parodies Hatsune Miku?! What a sickening combination! She's the most popular vocaloid because of this... Her voice can get quite irritating! I'm so sick of Miku, I don't even listen to any of her songs anymore. I'm sick and tired of seeing her everywhere I go. There are wonderful English vocaloids, why doesn't anyone like them? I think it's because the Engloids don't have any anime box art; what a shame.

Speaking of music, I'd like to talk about another little something that just gets on my freaking nerves. I'm sick and tired of seeing Slipknot stuff everywhere I go. Slipknot is old news, people. They suck, stop buying their merchandise! You're pretty much a loser if you walk around advertising them. Also, Insane Clown Posse... Why?! Why do you like them? Their music is absolute junk. Is it just some sort of inside joke or a cult? I don't understand!

On to something new... Pickles. I can't stand pickles to tell you the truth! They stink, they're ugly, they drip. They're one of the most disgusting foods I can think of. It seems as though girls in particular love pickles... and I'm pretty sure I know why... I won't go into that. Another thing I really can't stand are my Dad's eating habits! He's a pig, he eats nearly 10 meals a day! Some days, he makes a giant salad, other days he steams vegetables all day long in crock pot. It stinks!! You don't know what it's like walking in the house after school and having to smell rancid vegetables and mystery pickled food. I can't even identify half the things he eats. I look at the remains of his meals in the sink, and I seriously can't tell you what it was.

Another food item I can't stand... is ice cream!!! Ice cream!! It's cold, it's sickeningly sweet, it hurts my teeth, it melts, it's messy! Some days, I'll be like "You know, ice cream sounds pretty darn good right now." So, I get some... and I realize how much I hate it. It happens every time. I wish I could like ice cream, but I simply can't. Now, onto something new.

Yet another thing that really gets my goat is all these incessant gadgets being invented every day! They're starting to get on my nerves! Portable digital picture frames, portable televisions, stupid iPhones, digital portable newspapers, digital books, digital this, digital portable that, digital NONSENSE!!! These things are just getting plain annoying. For God's sake, just BUY A COMPUTER. You can put all your digital junk on a computer/laptop! And Mac isn't helping. They keep making annoying little gadgets. It's so annoying when my mom always whips out her stupid iPhone to google something or check her email. She does it while she's driving! It's scary!

I don't like Mac one bit. I hate when people claim that Mac computers are so much better than Windows. Where's your proof? Mac can't even run half the programs that Windows can. I think Mac is just a celebrity thing; you're not cool unless you have a cute, little MacBook or a trendy iPhone. Although I could go on, I've got one more thing I'd like to go over.

I don't like smokers, they REALLY bug me. That stuff stinks! It's really, really bad for you. Why do you do it? I hate to be around people that smoke...

Anyway, that's all for today. Phew, that was fun!