I don't want to blog today

Yesterday was a terrible day. Leave me alone.

CHALLENGE 7

HERE and HERE and lastly, HERE.

WOOOAAAH!!! This is the coolest thing EVER. I want it.

TRANSENDOSJOPISM QUOTE

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.

Henry David Thoreau

I think this quote is good because... Uh, because it's true? Everyone gets sick and it's totally normal... Yeah. Just remember to wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom. You'd be surprised how many people don't wash them. I know a fun fact about guys not washing their hands, but I think it's not appropriate for school. Ummm... Yeah. These guys were unlucky enough to get the bubonic plague. Wash your hands.

DORODONGO

I shined up some dirt. It looks worse, and it made me feel like crap. Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe... And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!

COMMENTS?!

Well, I myself have gotten one comment from another teacher in the blogging challenge. In my opinion, the best way to get noticed is to do something outrageous. The problem is... How do we do something outrageous on a blog site? You can't. Unless we start titling our blogs with dirty names, and maybe post shocking and grotesque images, which isn't going to happen. So there, we're not going to get any comments any time soon. However, I myself.. I happen to have the "intrigue charm". I like to write about different things, so people may enjoy my blogs more. When I have to leave comments on other blogs, I am sure to write something that makes me stand out. Maybe something funny or sarcastic or... totally out there. Something... ENOUGH! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner? Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok.

BY THE WAY. I hardly EVER get comments from you,

MS. SWANSON.

By the way... Again. The blogging challenge is dumb. I think it's pretty much a failure.

Oh, and why don't we just leave comments on other peoples' blogs telling them how desperate we are for comments? Go beg for them like the dog you are. Kidding.

Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animal.

MY DREAM BOARD~~~

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I have a sore throat today....

EXCELLENT.

This brings me one step closer to being sick. My eyelids are heavy, my throat is raw, my nose is starting to drip, I'm tired... I just hope it's not allergies or something. That movie was really boring. The music made me want to nap, and the narrator sounded dreadfully sleepy. I don't really care about images on the internet. If you didn't want someone using your picture, you should've put a big obnoxious watermark on it. And also your signature, so anyone who posts it is automatically crediting you. I hate my next class, I hope we're watching a movie or something. Oh yeah, and I don't wanna do a dream board. I just want to go home and finish God of War III, which is awesome by the way. I hate Bright House commercials. Why is everything made with fake chemical sugar these days? Ew.

I don't know these people.

challenge 5

SPRING BREAK

During the beginning of spring break, I went and visited Tampa with my parents and my friend Ben. We had dinner, and went to some Cirque dkjsah something show, and it was kinda... weird. We stayed in a nice hotel that night, then the next day we went to Ikea. Or whatever... Some huge furniture store. It was full of ugly, hipster furniture. I had some gross swedish flower drink. It was bad... And I had a piece of this delicious almond cake. Then the rest of spring break was pretty much a blur. I barely remember what I even did. I guess I just kind of lazed around the house, did a little fishing, played Demon's Souls with a friend, and played a little Pokemon. The new game is fantastic, by the way. My spring break wasn't real exciting. Oh yeah, and my easter was pretty miserable. Colored easter eggs... That was cool. My dad drew Nancy Pelosi on one of them. Ummm, yeah. Then we went so some unknown family member's house. Of course, I didn't know anyone there. I sat in a chair for five hours and watched people talk. My mom and dad are both sick right now, so I hope I can get sick too so I won't have to come to school.

Cool headphones.

FIN

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