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나가 배운 무엇에서 LIFE OF PI?

"Hmm... How can we help?"

I actually ended up learning a lot from Life of Pi. I love books about survival and things like that. I learned all about animal psychology, which was both interesting and potentially useful. I'd never really thought about it before, but the author is absolutely correct about being the alpha. You must get the animal's respect and show them that you're the one in charge before you expect them to do a trick or, in Pi's case, just stay the hell away from you. I also learned about surviving in the middle of open ocean, which is something I haven't ever read about before. I learned a lot about what to do and not to do in his situation at sea. I never even would have thought of training the tiger. All in all, I think this was a fairly educational story.

SEATBELT COMMERCIAL

Why am I blogging about this?! Why can't I just free blog or write a review on a movie or something, ugh. This isn't blogging, these are assignments.

Anyway, I like this commercial better than the texting while driving one. The texting and driving one scares people too much. It sticks in your mind for about 30 seconds, then you forget all about it. Like those save-the-planet videos, you feel bad for a minute or so, then move on with your day. 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super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、Я ненавижу написать на вебсайте потому что он туп и я хочу написать о чего я хочу написать около потому что эти назначения действительно супер неимоверная расточка나는 이 지정이 진짜로 최고 믿을 수 없는 보링이기 때문에 쓰고기 나가 대략 쓰고 싶은 무슨을에 관하여 벙어리 이고기 나가 싶기 때문에 웹사이트에 쓰는 것을 미워한다Μισώ να γράψω στον ιστοχώρο επειδή είναι άλαλο και θέλω να γράψω για αυτό που θέλω να γράψω περίπου επειδή αυτές οι αναθέσεις είναι πραγματικά έξοχο απίστευτο τρύπημα我在网站不喜欢写，因为它是沉默寡言的，并且我想要写关于什么我想要写，因为这些任务是真正地超级难以置信的乏味Ik haat om op de website te schrijven omdat het stom is en ik over wat wil schrijven ik wil ongeveer schrijven omdat deze taken werkelijk het super ongelooflijke boring zijnEu deio escrever no Web site porque é mudo e eu quero escrever sobre o que eu quero escrever aproximadamente porque estas atribuições são perfuração incrível realmente super私はこれらの割り当てが実際に極度の信じられないいボーリングであるので書き私が約書きたいと思うものをについて物の言えないたいと思うのでウェブサイトで書くことを憎み、

Weird Collaboration Assignment

Pink: Me

Blue: Jerrell

The Reporter That Asked Weird Questions

A reporter arrives in town, and started asking the inhabitants odd questions.

"Would you think the weather would kill an elephant in a corn field?", "How tall was the monster", "Would Brittany Spears bring sexy back?" The townspeople only looked at eachother curiously. They had no answers for this strange reporter.

And yet, the reporter kept on. "How many oranges can fit in the empire state building?" A little boy answered "As many as you would like".The reporter found that the town had a giant ant problem. One girl responded "This assignment makes no sense." A man asked the reporter "From where do you come from?" The reported pointed down the road and said "That way." Then the reporter suddenly asked "How much ant bait is used in the sewers?"

Suddenly, from one of the storm drains, a huge ant appeared and grabbed the reporter in his mandibles and crushed him to bits. Miraculously his voice was still heard. No one knew where it came from and how. A dog picked up his vocal chords and ate them, and his voice was never heard again. The end.

TEAHCHRR RTI)SDO

Today I have to write tips to teachers for teaching. Haha, that's a tongue-twister! Tips to teachers for teaching...

My first tip would be... I think it's always nice when a teacher gets to know the students as individuals. That way, you feel like you're friends with your teacher. This is true vice-versa, as well. I think the teacher should tell the students about his or herself. I also think it's important that the teacher has a sense of humor.

My second tip is concerning rewards. I think that students need to have positive feedback for doing well. Maybe a piece of candy or a homework pass, but really anything is good. Even just saying "Oh, good job on your test, Johnny!" or something like that.

My third tip is breaks. I think that there should be some free time during classes. Just a few minutes is nice enough. Also, for Christ sakes... Let the students use the bathroom! I once had a teacher who would take points off your grade for using the bathroom, coughSANTANIELLOcough.

The next tip is about being too strict. Nobody likes a stickler for rules. Don't get all harsh on students for sending a quick text, or chewing some gum. It's not a big deal, and students will only dislike you for doing so.

My last tip is concerning assignments. Don't give your students hours of homework a night, and don't just assign book "busy" work. That's boring, and students will quickly lose interest and start doing something else.

B+VALENTINE='S DAY LIMERICKS

I once met a man named Chad.

His breath smelled really bad.

He gave me a rose,

while he looked at his toes;

and it sure did make me mad!

I once saw a couple at lunch

after they'd just finished brunch.

The man spilled his drink,

on her dress so pink

And she gave his nose a big punch.

I once knew a kid named Kyle,

and this guy had no style.

He liked me a lot,

and I did not.

I was happy when he moved to the Nile.

There once was a sad, lonely man,

who spent all his days on 4chan.

He chatted with babes

on the forums all day

until he discovered his ban.

I once met a man named Nate,

who dreamed he was on a date.

The girl's name was Sherry,

and boy, was she hairy!

He decided she was not his soul mate.

"How about a kiss... for luck?"

TEXTING & DRIVING

Today, I have to blog about texting and driving. Texting and driving is stupid and reckless and puts lives in danger. I shouldn't even have to say that, because it's common sense. I do have a friend that texts while I'm in the car with her, and I don't personally text while I'm driving. I think that there should be something done about it, because it really is a problem. However, I don't believe that it's the government's job to enforce rules like that. I've heard about a new device in cars that automatically puts the phone on bluetooth when you get in. Something about not letting you use your phone in the car... I dunno. That video was a bit long for television, in my opinion. Maybe if they shortened it and had some kind of message at the end. But yeah, blah blah blah it's bad, don't do it.

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE ASSIGNMENT

"Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway."

This is my quote and picture for the assignment. I chose this quote because it's the truest of them all. While picking out a quote, I read a lot of ones about love, or living for others, friendship and things like that, which are alright... But, I decided that this one spoke to me the most. It's short, simple and to the point, and it's 100% true. There's no sense in worrying so much about life because we all die in the end; just enjoy and die. I chose the picture because, well, just like the dinosaurs, we'll all be dead one day, too. Things aren't lookin' too good for that hadrosaur, though... At least I'm not going to get attacked by a pack of deinonychus anytime soon.

I HATE GLOGSTER

But I love Demon's Souls. >:)

LIFE OF PI

I know I've posted it before, but I feel like it's fitting...